i should’ve picked a less painful otp

shaleimp:

the pros and con of being my friend

cons:

• i forget to reply a lot
• i feel uncomfortable in group chats
• i’m an awful person
• i can be embarrassing
• i talk too much

pros:

• uh

(Source: latulapyrope)

carol-fucking-danvers:

If you say the “A” in LGBTQIA+ is for “Ally” I will personally paint the word “Asexual” on a baseball bat and beat you with it. 

(Source: qrowleth)

nosdrinker:

my opinion on most things is “whatever man” 

completemadman:

#me walking into 90% of social situations

(Source: tropicaltrash)

grrrlfever:

i love women in a feminist way and also a lesbian way

buy me food and i will love you forever

#at what point did i become squidward

(Source: drjohnwatson)

i like people

i just don’t like being around people