I’m sorry. It was most likely around the time of the great octopus giveaway last year.

That’s me. I’m not cool.

anon 1: Do you know me personally? If not, don’t make assumptions about me based on mistakes I’ve made. I now know that I will not attempt to joke on tumblr, so thank you for so kindly telling me so. As far as my not getting constructive criticism, I hope I will get some in the future, because my life wouldn’t be the same without it.

anon 2: This made me think of that quote from Christmas Vacation: “You couldn’t hear a dump truck drive through a nitroglycerin plant.” So I thought that was cool, because it’s one of my favorite movies. Are you from Boston? I wish I could sleep that deeply.

omfg my first anon hate my blog is now complete

wouldn’t you like to know

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